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 fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   11-08-07 10:13



Try this cardio circuit.... For beginners, try 1 circuit with two minutes of rest in between. Intermediate, 1-2 circuits with 1-2 minutes rest, Advanced 2 circuits with 1 minute rest. For those with a need to blow a gasket and get high on endorphines, push it to 3 circuits and then when you are ready, go for 4.

It will whip your ass.

The Doormouse Cardio circuit:

20 rounds of one minute speed drills w/ 45 seconds rest (jogging) after the first 10, 30 seconds for the last 10.

1. weighted (5 pounds) jumping jacks (only raise hands to T level)
Beginner: no weight
Intermediate: 2-3 lbs
Advanced-5-10 lbs dumbells

2. stair sprints (find a set of stairs, sprint up, quick down, repeat)

3. 30 bench jumps (up and over a bench, no stopping....bam bam bam)
Beginner: no bench, just pick a line and jump it
Intermediate: 6 inch bench/block
Advanced: 12-18 inch bench/block...
BE CAREFUL!
followed by high knee running to completion of minute.

4. 5 pull ups, 10 up downs w/ push up and expolding jump (squat down, jump up with hands swinging from bottom to top) followed by speed jacks (fast jumping jacks).

5. 10 push ups, 20 speed jacks, repeat.


For those looking for another level, round 19 is two minutes of all exercises, round 20 is 3 minutes of all.

5 minute walking cool down, stretch.

Remember, cardio after strength training, not before.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Advisor (---.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net)
Date:   11-08-07 16:45

why not before?

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   11-08-07 17:33

it will fatigue muscles/ lower energy sources and you will not be able to lift/train as well.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: rehpotsirhc (---.wi.res.rr.com)
Date:   11-10-07 21:24

ah…
sort of like liquor before beer

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   11-12-07 11:34

tried this on the beach yesterday...holy shit...30 second rests/ 20 reps.
sand makes movement hard.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: baseck (---.socal.res.rr.com)
Date:   11-23-07 22:19

holy shillzners. dan never stops!

and that's a good thing. push it girl!

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   11-27-07 08:54

now up to 20 rounds w/ 30 seconds, adding pull up sets, upping weight on weighted jumping jacks, higher on the jumps.
next week i drop to 20 second rests.

if you are one to try this, don't do it more than once a week. it'll result in overtraining.

also, check out and add yourself to my presonal training myspace page...

http://www.myspace.com/outdoorfit

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   11-30-07 11:09

30 reps at 30 seconds rest today, upped the weights, more push up routines, more pull ups, spider man walks (picture spiderman going up a wall, no try it on the ground, chest and pelvis about 2-3 inches from the ground....yes, ouch).
Dead, but good dead.

For any of you Milwaukee people, I will be in MKE dec. 22-Jan. 2 if anyone wants to train. No smokers or excessive drinkers, you will not make it.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: rehpotsirhc (---.wi.res.rr.com)
Date:   12-01-07 19:40

why does it say that you're 21?
and why doesn't it say that you're gay?

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   12-03-07 08:43

i'm not 21, i'm 31. my partner in the business is the gay one.
gay fitness six pack abs.

i find it amusingly amusing that every time i mention anything fitness related, there is always a joke or a jab. i get it, i do.
it's just not something you have to be afraid of though. it will hurt, the first month will not be fun...but if you're willing to make a commitment to bettering your physical condition it will make a difference in all aspects of your life.
30 minutes a day is not that much, 60 isn't either. how much time is dedicated to screens (tv, internet, video games) in your life?
take that time, chop off half of it and dedicate it to pushing yourself to do something, anything, that might not be as numbing, as comfortable, as easy...but do it. now, right now.
skateboard, ride a bike, shovel snow, do jumping jacks, play kickball, run around the block, go join the ymca.

do it. can you do 20 push ups? can you run a mile? can you vertically leap more than a foot? can you swim the length of a pool on one breath? can you see your dick when you pee? can you touch your toes? can you dance for a full hour?

can you wake up, look in the mirror and say 'self, today you are not going to let you down, today you are going to push, pull and reach in all aspects'?

yes, you can.

so do it.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Daft Crotch (---.wi.res.rr.com)
Date:   12-03-07 09:17

couldn't have said it any better myself

it really does work wonders. I feel much better about life

the less time on the internet / more time getting ready to kick the government's ass in when they come and find you because they found out what you were doing on the internet the better

I'll be ready. Will you guys?

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Unibomber (---.try.wideopenwest.com)
Date:   12-03-07 10:19

After seeing Dan in only his fruit o the looms at Schizophrenia, I can confirm his new ripped, cut and super fit Miami style body. Fitness it up!

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: fishead (---.95-200-24.mc.videotron.ca)
Date:   12-04-07 13:25

Dan... you should check out Sherdog's 100 burpee challenge... sounds like it's right up your alley...

I'll stick with my 3x weekly jiu-jitsu... last class before Schizo I did five minutes of sparring to warm up - followed by 20 minutes of technique... and three rounds of sparring (7 minutes each)...

I'm certainly nowhere near Dan's physique, though... shit... I'd have to do a lot of sit-ups before I'd perform in my gotch again.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   12-04-07 20:11

i will be hitting the 100 burpee challenge at the gym tomorrow.
thanks.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   12-06-07 14:06

day one after lifting: 8:14
day two no lifting : 7:13

holy shit, that is hard stuff.
after these, no more work out. i tried to do intervals after today, but no luck. my body told me to fuck right off.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: fishead (---.95-200-24.mc.videotron.ca)
Date:   12-06-07 14:29

we used to do a lot of sprawls when I was wrestling competitively, but 100 burpees nonstop is some pretty intense shit... I'll stick with the roadwork I was doing for cardio earlier this year... 4-5k run, which was laps around a course I came up with in my neighborhood... living near a 'mountain' is nice... there's one spot about 200 yards long that's a 40 degree incline. I'd sprint up that, jog it off over about 800 yards... then sprint uphill again... I was doing that most mornings this spring. Being back in school has made it a bit more difficult to find time to really sweat things out...

but hey... even with some of the weight I've gained over the last few months I still weigh 25lbs less than I did at the last barn party I made it to.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   12-06-07 17:30

next is the sprint 200 meters, 12 burpees, 24 pushups, 36 bodyweight squats x6. thanks for the sherdog turn on.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: The Guy (---.hsd1.il.comcast.net)
Date:   12-06-07 20:35

So bust out this so called "diet" you were blabbin about!!

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: rehpotsirhc (208.2.28.---)
Date:   12-07-07 12:44

i want to know guy's diet, i need to pack on a few pounds to keep me warm this winter.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: fishead (---.91-56-74.mc.videotron.ca)
Date:   12-07-07 12:48

The diet forum on Sherdog is a good read... I never get tired of people asking how to improve their diet and having someone tell them to just read and follow Berardi's 7 rules...

I mostly just read that one and the grappling forum... but occasionally dive into the training logs. Some of the stuff people are putting themselves through is pretty insane.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   12-15-07 10:22

diet is fairly simple.
good clean protein (wild fish, natural chicken, tempeh, tofu, whey shakes) with each meal, non starchy fruits and veggies to the max, later on in the day lots of green leafy stuff, earlier the carbs are good for energy throughout.
oatmeal and egg whites or a delicious protein shake with fruit and some oatmeal in the blender for breakfast.
post workout protein shake with fruit/glutamine.
brown rice, chicken and salad for lunch.
snacking on fruits and nuts all day between lunch and dinner.
salmon, spinach salad, more spinach salad for dinner.
protein shake before bed.

it's really about eating frequently (every 2:30-3 hours) in smaller portions (break your calorie needs into six parts and eat that amount six times a day). i'm on the go all of the time so a bag of food is always with me. i stay stocked with a few almonds, bananas, apples, a pomegranate, hard boiled eggs, a slice of Ezekiel bread (try it), etc.

think of your metabolism as a fire. if you continually throw smaller branches on it'll burn strong all day, but if you throw a huge wet log onto the fire, it will either go out or take forever to burn. you want your metabolism burning all day strong, and you'll feel energy all day long.

more later

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Daft Crotch (---.wi.res.rr.com)
Date:   12-15-07 10:32

Honestly Dan. Thank you very much. For as strange as it is to receive diet advice from doormouse it's really, really good advice and very much appreciated.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: defleper (208.64.34.---)
Date:   12-16-07 08:10

i remember a few years back dan played here in dayton and stayed at my friend's house. he woke up before the butt crack of dawn and had everyone running through the ghettos crack havens of dayton. good times!

but forreal dan, are you a trainer on the side or have you considered it? i'd definitely like to get into shape, but can never fall into a routine. even with the workout facility right across from my apartment, i still only go ride the bike like twice a week.

i really gotta get off this generic grocery store hydroxycut.



Post Edited (12-16-07 08:21)

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   02-09-08 12:48

i am in fact a trainer now. i do 5 group classes a week and a few one on ones as time permits.

just did 40 rounds of the above workout with a few new exercises as well as rounds on the heavy bag thrown in.

puddles and puddles of sweat.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Orubasarot (66.99.216.---)
Date:   02-11-08 16:25

I can lift a whole cat.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: fishead (74.59.45.---)
Date:   02-12-08 10:09

Yesterday... I walked to and from the bus stop. Carrying my school bag.

How's that for not being sedentary?

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Orubasarot (66.99.216.---)
Date:   02-13-08 11:36

today for lunch I'm looking forward to eating two big macs, 20 chicken mcnuggets, large fries, and a large vanilla shake

later this evening I'll follow that up with a pair of hot pockets and some ice cream

sometimes the shit that I shit out looks more like the black plague than actual shit

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   02-13-08 21:03

Good luck with colon cancer.

Eating and Drinking Plan

Eat 5-6 times a day, with a gaol to eat every 3 hours. Eat according to your activity level. If you plan to sit at a desk for three hours, your needs will be less than if you are going to be swinging a sledgehammer for three hours. Get high quality proteins and fresh produce every meal, with a focus on getting high quality complex carbohydrates during your earlier meals.
Keep a food log and enter into it each day. This is essential to tracking your success. Take notes of what foods make you feel energized, tired, etc.

High quality proteins: Boneless skinless chicken breast, low fat turkey breast, lean beef, Tofu, Tempeh, Low fat cottage cheese, Whey and/or soy protein supplements

Fruits: A-Z, they all have benefits. Eat them fresh, organic if possible.

Vegetables: Again, oragnic where possible. All vegetables have nutritional benefits. Eat them raw or steamed. Boiling removes nutrients. Avoid starchy veggies (potatoes, etc.) later in the day.

Carbohydrates: Carbohydrates are your bodies main fuel and cannot be neglected. Avoid sugars, white flour and breads. Good choices include oatmeal, Ezekiel brand breads, brown rice, sweet potatoes, and whole grains.

Things to avoid: alcohol, nicotine, sugar (including high fructose corn syrup). Alcohol contains seven calories per gram (carbs and proteins have 4) and converts to glucose, which when left unused converts to fat stores.
Nicotine and the smoke that delivers it hinders cardiovascular and respiratory development. Sugar also converts to fat.

Drinking: Hydration is essential. Many times people mistake thirst for hunger. Make water your first option before reaching for a snack. Your goal should be to have a daily intake of 1oz. of water per pound of lean mass. If you are an average male, that's about 150 oz., or a gallon plus two pints a day. For an average woman, the average will be around 110 0z., or a pint less than a gallon. Drink out of a glass that you know the volume of. If you are on the go, get a stainless steel or high quality washable plastic container. Monitor your intake daily.

Avoid drinks with high sugar content. Energy drinks, sweetened coffee drinks, soda, and fruit juices have a high sugar content and should be avoided.

Here is a bodyweight circuit that I got off of the internet that is great:
http://www.iwantsixpackabs.com/onlinevideo/bodyweight500.html

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: miles (---.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)
Date:   02-22-08 17:42

dan check out this site for healing foods/anti-cancer foods:

http://www.westonaprice.org/

they're huge proponents of RAW MILK!!!
i drink about a quart of raw milk a day
so delicious and so good for you
buy it straight off the farm if you live in a state where it is illegal

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   02-22-08 19:39

i have been reading a book from this site:
www.rosstraining.com

he is a big fan of raw milk, and anything local.
i am looking into getting this stuff down here.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Orubasarot (---.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net)
Date:   02-23-08 01:49

I may be a Pentium II with legs, but I love warm milk straight from the cow. It's just a little bit bitter, but that's life homeboys. I wish it was easy to find this stuff in the US.

Any tips on developing an ass for those of us who don't have anything to sit on?

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   02-23-08 11:13

ass=squats, lunges and pain.

now get to work pencil neck.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: miles (---.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)
Date:   02-23-08 19:41

check out:

http://claravaledairy.com/index.html

this is the most amazing raw jersey cow milk
in california
hey dan when are coming out to cali again?
we can do raw milk shots



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 Re: fitness routines
Author: rehpotsirhc (---.wi.res.rr.com)
Date:   02-24-08 23:28

unpasteurized milk tastes like ass in my opinion

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: skymall (---.zoominternet.net)
Date:   08-08-08 13:15

i need more free advice dan.
i'm getting bored with my burpee/ jumping jack/ squat routine.
though i think i can kick through a wall now.
and ross training has been blowing my mind for a couple months now.
just moved into my new house, big basement, i need to make a sandbag.

\---ed

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.wi.res.rr.com)
Date:   08-11-08 14:23

Try this for a burn...

Warm up three minute jog.

Find a pull up bar.

set a stopwatch for 20 minutes

repeat as many times as possible in 5 minutes....

5 pull ups/chin ups
10 push ups
15 squats
20 jumping jacks

rest as needed, or not.

Cool down and stretch.

If you can't do a pull up, add 5 to each other exercise and get your ass in gear.

post results.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: al_gore (---.lightspeed.milwwi.sbcglobal.net)
Date:   09-10-08 20:11

ad8&T#)o8j^%D&8 <--- lol

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.mia.fl.atlanticbb.net)
Date:   09-10-08 20:18

thank you mr. gore.

I just did this one:

Run a mile
100 pull ups
200 push ups
300 squats
Run a mile
collapse.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: Graph-X (---.wi.res.rr.com)
Date:   02-22-09 06:03


I'll looking to get my fat ass in shape. Any suggestions on quick efficient weight loss without building too much muscle mass? I'm looking more to tone muscle than build it. I've already changed up my diet from Micky D's every day to whole grains, lean protein, and low fat/fat free dairy, etc. As of right now, I want to start out with 30 minutes of cardio twice a day, but am looking to do some strength training as well. As I have learned from reading up on the subject of becoming less of a fatty, more muscle = higher metabolism = more calorie/fat burn. I just don't know where to start as far as putting together a strength training program. Any suggestions on a good routine to start with?

Also, what are your thoughts on the theory of muscle confusion/memory? I've read conflicting opinions stating both it's a myth and that changing up on how you work the muscles will provide more noticeable benefit more quickly.

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 Re: fitness routines
Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date:   02-26-09 11:02

follow the top post here or visit
crossfit305.com
either will give you what you need.

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