Author: dm (---.hsd1.fl.comcast.net)
Date: 09-24-07 15:06
shit ain't dead, it's just living in the closing hair follicles of the receding gabber dj's.
i don't think it was ever alive anyway....wasn't gabber always undead? oof.
stunt bike is doing it real big with one of the best records of the year that no one will ever hear, as they're too busy listening to mashups, etc.
anonymous is recording some of the best....ahem...jazz fusion??? recordings of the decade, unicycle seems to be back on the block.
HYPE HYPE HYPE INTERNET INTERNET!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! MASH UP!!!!
it's the kafka theory, i think. the best stuff flies below the radar while the ass-shit is pushed up and over hyped by cash money gazillionaires.
in the end, the working stiff with real talent that never tried to make art a job wins... after they die and some new hipster 'discovers' them beneath their 87 hard drives of 'ironic mashups'. nothing (everything) against that whole new disco hipster assface movement, but it really sucks shit guys, what you're doing, that is. sucks major shit. talkin' big dookie rolls, no small time beef turd here. i know, i know... the party kids high on the cocaines like it, but you could loop lynn collins for 5 hours and as long as the bumps keep a comin'... and the cheeky samples roll and you wear a crazy all around print shirt and wacky hat with big 'stunna' shades and hit that 1-1-1-1-6-6-6-6-6 over and over on the serato they'll go 'til 5. shit, maybe even 6, 7, 8.....it goes 'til noon even. i want to punch you in the face over and over, but i will shake your hand. i have to see you again next week to collect the paycheck that buys my baby her meds, etc.
yes, we will march on, will release shit, will continue to try to sell out in every wrong, lost way possible with zero result. more than likely there will be fewer and fewer shows/releases/gay sex parties until it all fizzles out, everyone forgets and we're still here doing what we were doing before anyone gave a shit....not giving a shit. judge judy's on. over and out.
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